Blog: Dermot Cole
Turkey Time: Letterman offers Top 10 on governor's fowl interview
Published Tuesday, November 25, 2008
David Letterman came up with a "Top 10 Sarah Palin Excuses" list for the Wasilla turkey incident.
- 10. I can see Russia but I can't see what's going on 5 feet behind me.
- 9. Not thinking straight after spending all night reading every newspaper and magazine.
- 8. Damn "gotcha" media got me again.
- 7. My Remington shotgun says I don't need an excuse.
- 6. Those were Al-Qaida turkeys.
- 5. I thought they were just torturing the little guy.
- 4. I mean, doggonit, you know, like, we have to lower taxes, and like, it all falls under job security, and we need to drill, you know?
- 3. Uh, stomach flu?
- 2. I'll get right back to ya! I'm still adorable, America.
- 1. Don't blame me, blame Joe the Turkey Slaughterer.
Click here to see a video of the broadcast.
Get over it boys. It was funny.
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